i solemnly swear that i am up to no good

mononipplemoran:

andrewscottsnose:

this kid in my class thought lennie squeezed the animals to death on purpose in Of Mice and Men

no GEOrGE i don’t want to FUCLING PET THE RABBITS I want to FUCkgiunG CRUSH THEM TO DEATH WITH MY MASSIVA HANDS GEORGE

GEORGE I AM FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE

RABBITS GEORGE

FUCKinG RABBITS

1612th:

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

butterflieswhispertodeath:

(c) Moi